YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO GET YOUR TISSUES FROM BOXES AT HOME. YOU CAN TAKE LITTLE TRAVEL PACKS WITH YOU! WHEREVER YOU GO! WITH THIS:
Yes, now you too can get relief from runny noses with this magical product. You no longer have to annoy, disgust and distract those around you trying to concentrate on writing an exam. This has happened to me often enough that I feel it is necessary to educate the world about the existence of travel-pack tissues.
They exist, they are dirt cheap, and they will ensure that you don't get mental daggers thrown at you from half the people in the room.
If you're too afraid to ask to go to the bathroom during an exam because you're afraid that if you leave the room you might forget everything you just crammed since this morning, this is your solution. I would MUCH rather endure listening to 3 seconds of you blowing your nose clear than have to hear you snarking back your wet, runny, slimy snot every ten seconds for the entire exam.
Please. Do it. Or else I will start bringing actual daggers with me to every exam.
Love,
Hannah
I have to be honest here. When I am dripping from the face before an exam, I take the whole darn box.
ReplyDeleteNo, I have no shame.
If you look miserable and come bearing tissues, people know where you're coming from (bed) and where you're going (back to bed after this damn exam).
YOU are one of the sensible ones. I have no idea why some continue to punish themselves and those around them with their incessant sniffling. BLOW IT OUT, Y'ALL! ^__________^
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